Welcome to my life. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

senoritapizza:

excessofcats:

viciouus:

WHO REMEMBERS USING THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND IT WAS THE BEST COMPUTER LAB DAY WHEN WE COULD USE KID PIX

KID PIXXXXXXX

OH MY GOD YES

tiredestprincess:

i thought this was going to be an onion article

it’s from rolling stone

weloveshortvideos:

My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece

Vine by iLLyNoiiZe

koobaxion:

itscolossal:

A Giant Twisting Serpent Skeleton Emerges from the Loire River in France

it’s a fucking sculpture I almost shat a goddamn cathedral I thought the serpent lords had come to reclaim the fucking earth

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

linadivorceeofl:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

Gentlemen.

- Cow house?

- Yeah! Where they live, the cows.

happyemil:

becausebirds:

rembrandtswife:

(via 27 Bizarre And Beautiful Chickens)

Evolution is an artist.

mother nature be like “ugh I’m afraid if I color it I’ll ruin it but here’s the lineart anyway”

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

CLARAOSMIN